NONSENSE NEWS

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Hello and good night. Welcome to another edition of Nonsense News, my name is Crap and I'm your newscaster for today.

In World news, Polar bears are migrating to the Sahara Dessert while camels are migrating to the North Pole. This strange behavior is the result of Rapid Weather Migrating Syndrome. Even though reports has shown it's impossible, we have an onsite reporter who is going to interview the polar bears as we speak....

Really Really Crappy here in the North Pole and from what I can see, the polar bears are actually being carried by the snow to the dessert, eh polar bear want interview not? *growl* ok good! please write down your name, date of birth, sex, marital status and also place of birth then we can begin our interview.

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Crap here, I'm terribly sorry but the storm has disrupted our services and we've lost all communications with Really Really Crappy, *i hope he gets eaten by the bears* *shit, we are on air?!* erhem, IN other news, scientists has predicted that in about a million years, there will not be any breathable oxygen left in the atmosphere. It has also been said that people will have to carry a potted plant connect to a funnel to the person's nostril to breathe. So please do enjoy the luxury of free air while stocks last! This has been Nonsense News, and I have no idea who the F*** is the writer for this F***ing show, but I F***ing love it. Take care and stay away from drugs, except those given to you by your mad doctor. =]