Dear Bloggie!!!!!

Harlowz Everyone!!!!! Yeaz U! yes U! Like DUH! hahakz.....
Wazzup? How ya'll doin so far? Been kinda "BZ" so could not update....
Really Sowie hor.... Yeapz.. But I'm here now... Back better den ever...
I keep saying dat, but anyhoo.... I tink life would be interesting.....With.....
LAMEness.... hahakz... Yeaz, trust me... Lame is good....
Theoratically itz not, but practically, It ROX.... hahakz.....
So Yea, U guyz been waiting for a long time for dis......
And I gez I'll write up a story on impulse... With my imagination.......
I'd like to name dis story.... D World of The DownSide Ups.... =D *Enjoy, i hope*

It seems like a normal day at d McFiffiez......
Mr. McFiffiez juz came out from d house and board his fully powered monster operated lawnmover.....
He's kinda tall guy if ya ask me, with 4 eyes, 3 nostrils and 2 mouth... U mite tink he's gotta have an appetite...
And with a weight if 23 tonnes... I gotta tink ur right..... He's blessed with a massive family.....
Mrs McFiffiez is a loving wife from down under, accidentally blown out to land from a volcano eruption....
Dey both met in a whale... U should have seen it, I was playing my tuba on a ship....
And dis Whale came out from no where... Ate me up... And there I was playing tuba in d stomach of a whale...
Trust me, I could have sworn d whale loved my songs, coz it kept shaking violently.....
Even till d accidentally jumped inside my tuba.....
Anywayz, One fine day came.... I was resting, practically exhausted from d playing.....
D whale was obviously upset with me, hmphz, I refused 2 play.....
It shook like a tornado in a bad storm.... In a moment i tot i was gonna die, cumon, i died 8 times oleady.....
It finally hit sumting and stopped, I took a sigh of relief juz to be shocked again by "crap" splashing my direction..
It swept me off my feet... like WHOOOOOSH..... I was practically drowning, theoratically, I can't swim....
So yea, i tried 2 scream, shout to hu I wonder.... Suddenly I felt sumting grab me..... I swore it felt like tenticles...
I screamed for help... Onli to produce popping bubbles infront of my pathetic face... Awwwww Hahakz....
Blob Blob blooooB!.... blob...yelp! yelp! hwelp!bluub bluub bluuuub.... Arg-Bloob!......
After 50 gruesome cyberChichies(time in my world), I woke up......
My head was spinning... I felt my head was in a bell which was ringing loudly......
Actually, I WAS in my tuba's bell with dese "tings" whacking it......

I lost my specs.... I felt dese tenticles, reaching out for me.... I felt for it, and there was my glasses....
I wore dem, and wat i saw? A fat blubby substance, covered with goo... Has 4 eyes, 3 nostrils and 2 mouth....
It looked at me, I stared back... I tot I could blast dem off with my tuba.... But another one of dose, "tings"...
Juz crumpled up my bell... There were two of dem.... One was much bigger den d other.....
I wanted 2 faint, but I was scared to.... And so I tried 2 say hello... The words, juz didn't came out.....
Instead, wat came out was a rude burp..... And dey responded with burps......
The one accompaying the goo "thing" looks fiery red and fierce.....
Anywayz... They started 2 talk 2 each other... I felt i was left out.... So my natural "smart" reaction was....
"OI! Wat u two talking abt har? Talking behind my back! hmphz, Next time talk 2 me also la!"
Den it looked at me funny.... Dey started 2 approach me slowly.....
I was like tinking... "Oh my.... I tink dey tink dat i tink I dunno wat dey are tinking which actually in real facts i have no idea which dey noe wat in d world I was tinking abt dem tinking abt me....."
WHOA.... I thought, "did i juz tink of dat?" ok, crap times up... hahakz, NOT! XD
Anywayz, wen dey were abt 1 milinanokuchis(distant measurement)....
Dey talked to me in English.... I was too scared to actually hear wat dey were saying, i onli heard "brah de bree bree, sahnu keeku nusiinez..."
Den I fainted..... Arbish! Was woken up from a bad dream and oh how nice, my nitemare came 2 life....
I lied down there beside my tuba... All my 6 legs were bound 2 d whale's stomach filled with cow dung(HUH? How did DAT get there?) Oh well, aniting can happen....

Okok, I tink I'll stop here... Please give me ur comments pleaseeeeeee, I need it, Should I continue Dis story or should I change 2 sum other crappy tings? comments PLEASEEEEE =D hehez... Tankiewz!