NONSENSE NEWS

After a hurricane swept through a quiet town near the mountains, the cows could talk and humans eat grass. This phenomenon have yet to be explained by scientists but there was one environmentalist who volunteered himself to explain. As said from him, "The cows have always been able to talk, but what do I know, I'm an environmentalist". So that still leaves us to no clue as to why such an interesting disaster happend.

In other news, Poor Town has struck gold! Reports came in that one day a storm went through the town and it started raining gold rocks. Apart from the holes on houses made by these gold rocks crashing down onto the town, everyone stood outside their houses with arms open while shouting "It's raining gold!", but shortly after he was hit by a very huge piece of gold right on the head and died immediately. A total of 15 towns people died during this incident but their bodies were never recovered. It has been speculated that there were others who stole the bodies of those being hit as the bodies contained gold.

In local news, a fish named FISH has developed a new fear called Hydrophobia. As it states, FISH has the fear of water. For now FISH doesn't wish to be interviewed but the owner was shocked when he tried putting FISH in a bowl of water but FISH always jumped out all the time. Rumours have been heard that the owner is going to have FISH on the dinner table one day.

And that's Nonsense News. Thanks for not believing in any of the stories as they are totally true without a doubt. Names or events are purely coincidental to anyone or anything. =]