NONSENSE NEWS

A chimpanzee escaped from prison by bribing the guards with bananas. Speculations say that the guards were monkeys and were paid highly. During one of the interview had with the monkeys, it had this to say...."Ooo oo! arh aaaaaaahhhhh AH AH! hee hee hu! hua hua hiak hiak pom pom booM! lalala stupid lala!". One of our on site linguist had some trouble translating it, but eventually he came up with this "those stupid people gimme money which I dunno how to use! How can I eat money! These chimps gave me bananananana! we LOVE bananana!". The chimpanzees have a record of swimming in lakes while stealing shells from from hermit crabs which leaves those crabs simply, crap. That has been Nonsense news brought to you by me. bye! =]